terezi-pie-rope:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

Im

Remember to log off at the arcade

liftingbiobabe:


This account gives me life

collegehumor:

How The Wolf of Wall Street is Just Like Every Other Scorsese Movie

A con of a con movie.

disconnector:

thjis is still one of my favorite smash videos

davidthestrange:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

I don’t like this AU. T^T

hostilehottie:

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off
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